The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.
You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then it's gone.
As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.
...A Crap photo gallerySome photos and media nonsense can be found thisaway ->
...The previous festivalThe archived updates on TCrBF2017 are thataway ->
TCrBF 2018 updates
5 March 2018
Our menagerie has now been joined by fluffy little animals
inhumanely captured for us in China.
Either way, lack of quality is guaranteed.
Key words: WalMart China client breweryGreat Value Great Value Great Value
30 January 2018
BOOST ON THE LOOSE! ... THESE DRINKS MAY BITE
It's entirely possible that some of these wild animals will
escape from their cages before TCrBF.
20 November 2017, 10am
Keep your eyes peeled, and join us on the bottom shelves!
Can you bag a prize can/bottle for TCrBF 2018?
14 November 2017
We are pleased to report a rumoured date and time for the potentially g(l)orious Tallinn Crap Beer Festival 2018:
5.5.2018, the first Saturday of the beery, beery month of
The rumour also refers to Kultuurikatel, a venue we liked so much last year
that we're not surprised that we'll allegedly return there.
We've already had enquiries from at least one bottle-hoarding crap
fan overseas. You too can start catching the boost now, in
preparation for joining the fun at our PETting zoo!
And, just as eclipse-chasers have their eclipse glasses ready in advance, make sure your beer goggles are all set to go!
26 September 2017
We are now accepting ideas (themes, beers, etc.) and donations (of themes, beers, etc.) for the 2018 festival.
After what happened last time, we suggest not pouring crap beer directly into your browser window.
The best approach is to e-mail the organising team at the address tcrbf at the domain (the grex... bit) in your browser's URL bar.
Older updatesArchived updates from the 2017 festival can be found here...
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