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Intoxative summary

The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.

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What is TCrBF? An overview is below...
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A Crap photo gallery: Some photos and media nonsense

TCrBF 2019 updates

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15 March 2019

The latest entry in the TCrBF countdown...
is brought to you by the number

That's right, we'll be offering you a set of four lovelies -
all canned goodbadness from the vast crap fields of the United States.

You can look forward to four pours of pure artificial flavours galore, from about as far as you can get from orthodox brewing.

Stay tuned for more of what's in store.
Prepare to abandon hope, ye who want this (not-quite-)beer!



7 March 2019


We don't know what to think of this one. But someone online does:

Pretty disgusting thing...

We can't wait!

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17 February 2019


We do, at least a couple of alkohols. Two big containers are now waiting to be emptied into non-discerning mouths in just a couple months. We can't even spell it, let alone enjoy it!

[IMG: Shopping Time, TCrBF Style - receipt for plenty of ALKOHOLS]



5 February 2019

Our CRAP warehouse is ready!
And there is already one top-ncrotch import waiting there.

We are proud to announce that this one's A REAL TURKEY.

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1 November 2018

It's now official:
The unofficial festival date is 4 May
the time should be fairly predictable,
and we'll stick with the same venue, Kultuurikatel

It takes many months to plan something so crap,
and we need YOUR HELP if we wish to remain
the Baltic region's best worst beer festival evar!
So start stockpiling those horrid drinks now, and drop us a note about them!

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Older updates

Archived updates from the last festival can be found here...

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[IMG: Prosenttimies logo] You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then it's gone.

As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.

Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.