Subject: [FANFIC] Waspinator's Circus
From: rosestar8@aol.com  (Rosestar8)
Date: 4/1/02 10:34 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20020401233439.07490.00001331@mb-cc.aol.com>


 |sf>I wrote this parody back on March 23, 1999, months before I saw 
the ending to the Beast Wars show.  I've written very few BW related 
Fanfic items, because it's hard for me to take much of it seriously
(Obviously, this isn't a serious Fanfic.).  

        In any case, I wrote this for myself and I'm not sure how this 
will translate to people who've never read the children's books 
(by L. Leslie Brooke) that this pattern/style is based off of.  It 
isn't a direct parody of the books' events, but it's a parody of the 
unusual rhymic pattern used by him and (although my parody is much 
less chaotic than his books) it's a parody of the 'chaotic style' I've 
always admired from those books, especially when I was really little.

        I'm posting this today (April 1st), because if someone doesn't 
like this, I can always blame it on the day.  ;)  Seriously, comments 
can either be directed to suz@cyberspace.org or in a reply to the 
newsgroup(s).  If your reply is before April 8th, you can also e-mail a 
reply to this e-mail account (This is my traditional "post a Fanfic from 
the e-mail account to kiss it goodbye" posting.).  I'm also going to 
upload this to my web page at 
http://www.cyberspace.org/~suz/fanfic.html 

(TFP--This post is marked Transformer Parody for the humor impared.  
In other words, this isn't meant to step on any copyrights, be it 
for the TF names/characters, the L. Leslie Brooke stories like
"Johnny Crow's Garden," or anything else... I'm not doing this for any 
sort of profit, nor whould anyone else profit financially from this
parody. I'm only doing this in the name of humor everywhere.)


Waspinator's Circus by Suzanne M. Ferree

Waspinator has healed his sore,
So he starts to plan his circus,
But Megatron
Listens to the idea with a frown
At Waspinator's circus.

Scorpy makes a brand-new tent,
But then forgets where it went.
Luckily BA
Spins a new one in a day
For Waspy's poor circus.

Inferno with pride
Has caught Cheetor inside
A cage for Waspy's circus, 
But unfortunately
Cheetor shoots himself free
From Waspy's poor circus.

One of Tarantulas' schemes
Creates the music machine
For the circus,
But Terrorsaur's overload
Makes the gizmo explode
All over Waspy's poor circus.

However, ending Waspy's dream
Doesn't make the bug scream.
He just mumbles quietly his buggy word stream
To say goodbye to his circus.

---
Suzanne M. Ferree
    rosestar8@aol.com