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From: bohnlein@acmelabs.uhc.asu.edu (Ivy Bohnlein)
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Subject: FANFIC: Grilock meets the evil  one - BARNEY!
Date: 10 Mar 1995 05:34:59 GMT
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This is quick - Just a little something to cheer you up if you have 
midterms right now.

Grimlock meets Barney 

Barney was walking along one day whistling his favorite song.  But he was
feeling so cheerful that he didn't watch where he was going, and wandered
into the wrong cartoon.  Suddenly he was surrounded by metal, and the
sky was no longer blue, but dark, and full of stars.

Oh, happy!  Someone to help him.  Another dinosaur, but big, and grey, and
with lots of sharp metal teeth.  "Me, Grimlock, ask - who you?" The new
arrival asked.

"I'm your new friend!  Let's sing!"  The squishy purple dinosaur cried,
bursting into song.

"Me no like you!  Me squash!"  Grimlock roared, and did just that.  And
the children of the world thanked him for liberating them as Grimlock 
cleaned the syrupy, sticky purple remains from the bottom of his broad
grey foot.

THE END

I feel better...

Poison Ivy
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